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100 Ways To Know You Are A Swinger

It can’t get ay easier than this list. Here are 100 ways to know if you are into the Swinging Lifestyle. Make sure you don’t skip any so you can find out just how much a of hardcore swinger you are.

1. You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos.
2. Half of the numbers on your cell phone are listed only by screen names.
3. You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can’t go out with them this weekend.
4. You have over 50,000 frequent flyer miles on Air Jamaica.
5. You know most of your friends’ by their first names (Rich & Jen, Frank & Beth) but you don’t know their last names.
6. You have more lingerie than a hooker.
7. You had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person.
8. You position the computer screen in such a way your children can’t sneak up on you.
9. You can’t remember the last time you had pubic hair.
10. Before traveling somewhere, you look up couples in that area.
11. You worry about explaining to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags and don’t leave until Sunday afternoon.

Hey what’s wrong with a grown up “Sleep Over” party we are all just trying to have some fun. Make sure that fun includes protection.

12. Your spouse asks you if you want to have sex, and your first thought is”With who?”
13. Your gynecologist wonders why you’re asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy.
14. Your hot tub has never had a bathing suit worn in it.
15. Your sex toy collection costs more than your china set.
16. Your wife has a shirt that says: “I Like Girls Too.”
17. You have a stripper’s pole in the middle of your den.
18. You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join you for a foursome.
19. The last thing you typically do at a party is search for your wife’s thong.
20. You’ve hugged your friends goodnight while naked.
21. You hear the word “Playmate” and your first thought is NOT “Playboy”
22. The word “slut” has become a term of endearment.
23. You remember to bring lube before you remember to bring lipstick.
24. Your choice in new carpeting is heavily based on which type won’t give you rug burns.
25. You’ve taken your Liberator with you to a dinner party.
26. The term Vanilla isn’t just a flavor to you.
27. You bet your wife who can score first with that cute girl.
28. You are constantly encouraging your kids to spend the weekend at friends’ houses.
29. You don’t think twice about wearing a short skirt, high heels and fishnets when it’s freezing outside.
30. Your wedding reception has an after party.
31. You get dressed for a party and don’t worry about comfort because your clothes won’t be on for very long.
32. You panic when your friend’s digital camera goes missing.
33. You’ve invited friends over and watched porn.
34. You’ve invited friends over and made porn.
35. You’ve watched someone do a tequila shot off of your wife’s breasts.
36. Your friends know what brand of condom you prefer.
37. You wake up in the morning and find that half of the cloths on the floor don’t fit you or your wife.
38. Your kids think it’s normal for adults to have sleepovers.
39. A hot tub is considered a necessity not a luxury.
40. You believe in Unicorns… Because you’ve actually ridden one.
41. You leave the kids at home when you go to the toy store.
42. You take photos of yourself with your head out of the frames, on purpose.
43. You can’t decide which of your three naughty schoolgirl outfits you should wear tonight.
44. You always keep a supply of condoms, lube and clean hand towels by your bed… And your guest bed… And your couch in the living room.
45. Every day is “Hump Day”, not just Wednesday.
46. You frequently use the term “Friends of friends” when explaining how you know certain people.
47. You know which of your outfits looks best under a black light.
48. You have an entire closet devoted just to themed outfits.
49. You place a ad that reads: “Wanted: Reliable babysitter who is willing to stay till sunrise and doesn’t ask any questions.”
50. You choose furniture based on which best repels semen stains.
51. The staffs at Hedo and Desire send you birthday cards.
52. You come home with that, “There’s Something About Mary” hairstyle.
53. The babysitter wonders why you are always already wearing your full-length coat when she arrives, even in summer.
54. In the gym shower you’re the only guy with shaved balls.
55. You know the most flattering angle at which to photograph your genitals.
56. All of your vacation photos were taken inside your hotel room.
57. You have free places to stay in almost all the fifty states and several cities in Europe.
58. You’ve ended e-mails with “Bi-Bi”.
59. You can expertly identify the differences between every type of breast implants.
60. On Christmas, there are certain presents that can’t be opened in front of your family.
61. You know exactly which of your friends are allergic to latex.
62. Your vanilla friends ask why they are never invited to your parties.
63. The movie “Swingers” was a huge disappointment to you.
64. It’s an unwritten law that you can’t call any of your friends on Saturday or Sunday until at least 3 p.m. so you don’t wake them up.
65. You’ve become especially good at operating your digital camera with one hand.
66. You actually installed a lock on a bedroom closet door that holds your sex-swing and other fun stuff.
67. You’re constantly afraid that visiting relatives will turn on one of your home videos you forgot to hide.
68. You make bets about how long it will take to “convert” your vanilla friend.
69. You’re in a public place and you swear you hear someone shout your screen name.
70. Before introducing them to your visiting family, you pull your friends aside and decide …” Here’s how we know each other…”
71. You start having withdrawals if the swinger’s web site is down.
72. When someone asks where you’re staying on your trip to Cancun, you pretend that you can’t remember the name of the resort.
73. You ask a guy to teach you “That thing you do with your fingers that my wife enjoys so much.”
74. In the middle of sex with your spouse, you ask someone else to take over for a minute while you go to the restroom.
75. You are more concerned about a pimple on your privates than on your face.
76. You come back from vacation and you have a tan, but no tan lines.
77. The first thing you do checking into a hotel is to ask for a lot of extra towels.
78. All the men bring their wives to your bachelor party.
79. Making it an early night means getting home before 3 a.m.
80. You’ve handed out business cards that have nothing to do with your occupation.
81. Your sexual fantasies never last very long… Because they keep coming true!
82. You are hanging around vanilla friends and you absentmindedly squeeze their butts.
83. You erase your computer’s browser history and cache every time you leave your office.
84. You buy lap dances for your wife… And vice versa.
85. You own a double-headed dildo.
86. You’re still smiling on Monday morning about something you did on Saturday night.

Now we all now why many people are so happy at work on Monday mornings.

87. You’re at the market, and the only things in your basket are condoms, lube and Red Bull.
88. On vacation you set aside time to take pictures that are actually acceptable to show to your family.
89. After 25 years, people still ask if you’re newlyweds.
90. You’ve had sex with more people since you’ve been married than you did when you were single.
91. Going to vanilla bars ranks right up there with a root canal.
92. The only time you go out with your vanilla friends is when you’re on your period.
93. Your husband has lipstick on his collar and he smells like another woman’s perfume and it brings a smile to your face.
94. On Monday morning you are glad to go back to work so you can get some rest.
95. You tell your friends not to call while your parents are in town.
96. You never make it to the drive-thru before they quit serving breakfast, on your way home.
97. You have an entire external hard-drive devoted to nothing but your party photos.
98. You spouse is having an orgasm, while you are busy in the other room discussing the stock market.
99. You spent twice as long on your profile than you did on your resume.
100. You laughed out loud at 25 or more of these!

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Swinging at The High Seas

Looking into some swinging at high sea? This should be a great way to meet other couples that are also into the lifestyle. Aboard a luxury cruise ship you can mingle with other fellow swingers.

Couples looking to travel, meet new people, and enjoy the company of like minded couples should look no further than the latest trend in swinger holidays — swingers cruises. The best swingers cruises bring together a couple’s desire to see exotic destinations and meet exotic people into one complete package.

A swingers cruise fits perfectly with the adventurous spirit swinger couples already possess. Cruises allow swingers to see new horizons and exotic destinations while meeting new people in a safe, relaxing and fun environment.

Couples can try new cuisine and new cultural experiences alongside people who share their spirit of fun and exploration. It’s truly the best of both worlds.

Traditional cruises, while filling the need to explore new sights and see new places, don’t provide the complete package for swinger couples. These couples also want to enjoy lifestyle travel that matches their values, interests and needs. Luxury Lifestyle Vacations Cruises catering to swingers meets all these needs and fulfills all their desires.

Looks like the boat isn’t the only thing that will be rocking back and forth, side to side.

Swingers holidays have gained more cultural acceptance and have become much more popular in recent years making now the time to explore one of the best swingers cruises on the market.

Couples should look for lifestyle companies such as LLVClub.com with experience working with swingers and who understand the culture, the needs of swinger couples and have experience in other forms of lifestyle travel.

See exotic destinations and meet exotic new people with a swingers cruise.

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Finding Swingers Clubs in California

Ready to get your groove on and you are visiting the Golden State and you are into the Swinging Lifestyle. Here are a few clubs you might be interested in checking out.

Swinging is an alternative lifestyle, between two or more couples, based on the establishment of friendly relations generally in order to pursue recreational activities which may include but is not limited to sexual interactions.

The swinger life style brings more communication and openness to a relationship. Many couples admit that they become closer to each other after their first swinging experiences. Every aspect of your desires and preferences can be shared with your partner. There is no point keeping these feeling to yourself. These feelings extend not only sexual knowledge about each other, but the emotional knowledge become richer and develops into a better communicate channel your relationship. Many swinger couples think it is incredibly exciting to share with someone these facts, erotic fantasies and intimate desires. Partners usually explore these desires by visiting a swinger club. There are swinger’s clubs here in the US and abroad where couples can experiment with such desires.

When it comes to the best California swingers club, it’s hard to tell which one exceeds the rest. However, there are 3 facilities which are truly worth mentioning.

It looks like these three clubs are on the top of the list. Make sure if your going to go to the first selection you are actually invited because this place is invite only. Don’t worry you can still get your boogie on and hit some other local swinger clubs.

– Saints and Sinners

Saints and Sinners is a private, invitation-only facility where you can forget about inhibitions and socialize with other couples looking for erotic experiences. The club is located on Southeastern California, near the 55, 57 and 91 freeways. It boasts a 2600 square feet area, a multi-room studio which can be used for private parties and events, photo/video shoots and more. It also comes with custom-designed dungeon furniture and top-class music equipment.

– Club Joi

Club Joi is a private high-class swingers club based in Los Angeles, which delights visitors 21 and over with unique settings and events. Swinger parties are regularly held on a Saturday and Sunday. They sometimes hold free parties, contests and gifts. The atmosphere here is a highly pleasant and erotic, with clients willing to share their most private desires.

– The Hush Hush Club

Hush Hush club is renowned for hosting the most successful swinger parties in California. They have a calendar with a wide range of enticing events, including pajamas parties and birthday celebrations. The facility is equipped with the most demanding music equipment on the market and boasts cocktails and alcoholic beverages prepared by the highest qualified bartenders. Many people attend the Hush Hush club since they know that is where the best fun can be found.

If you’re looking for a swingers club, well look no further. The three above are all renowned in their branch for hosting exquisite and successful swinger parties, and their atmosphere is one of the most pleasant you’ll ever find yourself in. However, to find a swingers club close to you, visit SwingLifeStye’s California Swinger Clubs for a complete listing.

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How Can A Single Man Join Swingers?

Are you a single man that has always wanted to jump into the swinger lifestyle. Here are a few tips that can help you out on that leap in your local city.

As the webmaster of a few websites related to swingers one question I get asked most often is: “How can a man enter the single lifestyle?” To be honest there is no “easy” answer to this question. The truth is that the answer is almost 90% luck. I can let you in on some tips that can help you in your exploration of the swinging lifestyle though.

Before the man alone, try to take a leap in the swinger lifestyle are some things you should keep in mind and consider, many who never imagine most guys. The first thing to understand is that swinging is basically a couples activity. There has always been a debate about whether singles who get in the way of life are actually swingers or are simply lucky. Personally, I think it depends on your perspective. Swinging is about compliance and the exchange of fantasies. If you enter the lifestyle with the idea in mind that you are looking to help others fulfill their fantasies while fulfilling their own, then I think you’re a swinger. However, if you are trying to enter the lifestyle with just the thought of it is an easy way to have sex, not only is that not a swinger but think again.

As you probably already know that it is not easy for one man to enter the lifestyle, however, might not be aware of that simple reason. Back to my earlier statement that swinging is primarily an activity of couples and is about fulfilling fantasies. Yes, there are many couples out there who have fantasies, and involving extra-man or even 4 or 5. However, for every couple out there looking to include men in their playtime, there are at least 10 men looking to fill that spot one. Therefore, as can be seen
You have some competition.

So how do you beat the competition? There are two things you get in the door, the fastest, not all men fit the description. What are they? The first is a big cock. Of course, size is relative, but usually large we are talking about 8 inches or more in length and / or 2 “diameter. The other is if you’re black, basically, a lot of women have a fantasy of doing black man. For some it is the stereotype of the big black dick, for others it is the idea of ​​doing something taboo. Probably there are as many reasons as there are women. Whatever the reason, if you are black or have a big cock his chance of getting into the lifestyle are much better than average.

Guys are you taking notes on how the ladies roll? Remember that in this lifestyle SIZE matters.

What if you do not fit into the above categories? All is not lost completely. If you are looking for a decent guy with good hygiene and a good personality your chances are still pretty good. The key is really in your attitude though. If you’re simply looking to get laid to be displayed and lessen your chances. If you are sincerely seeking to fulfill fantasies, both their own and other people and show there for them and for yourself you will do well.

Where to begin? There are two things you can do, the first would be to publish a classified, the second would be to search for ads that are already out there for men and couples looking for you to respond to calls. Looking through ads that are already there, read the ads carefully. Make sure you understand what the couple is looking for and make sure you qualify. If they are not looking for men, do not respond to the ad. If only looking black men who are white, do not assume that you are special and you are welcome just because I love you. If you do not fit what you are looking for does not respond to the ad.

When you respond, not just write an email or letter saying how much I would like to do to the wife. Tell them about yourself, provide a good description of what you are, how you are and where they come from (in regard to lifestyle). If possible, include a g-rated full body or head shot photo. A g-rated photo that includes your face will get you much further than just a photo of his penis. Unless the couple requested a picture of his cock, do not send. Save the explicit photos after speaking with them and asked.

Post your own ad. Along with responding to ads that are already there, you might want to post your own ad. I will say that although the number of men seeking ads already there you probably have more luck than respond to ads on their own, but do not let that stop you from publishing. Do not limit yourself to a site or magazine, post your ad in as many places as possible to ensure it is seen by as many people as possible. Remember, not everyone surfs the same sites or read the same magazines.

By posting your ad, post all information about you as possible. Give a good description of yourself and a clear description of the type of event you are looking for. Are you thinking of getting involved with a long-term partner? Or just one night fantasy fulfillment? They also provide a good idea of ​​its location, I realize if you live in a small town might not want to state the name of their city, but at least the name of the nearest big city. If you are willing to travel, make that clear. If you can organize activities at home, in that State. Be honest in your ad. If you are a married man without his wife swinging be honest about this. However, I must point out that if you are a married man swinging without your wife and you do not have your consent to do so, then you are not swinging, you’re cheating and most swingers will not look kindly on that. Remember balancing relationships are open and honest about not lying and cheating. Do not forget the image. By posting your own ad I realize this might be a bit iffy. Not everyone wants to put your face on the net or in a magazine. My suggestion here is to publish a photo of the entire body with the face blocked if you are worried about discretion. Then once you get an answer you can send your face shot.

So do not lose hope. If you really want to join the swinger lifestyle as possible. It might take a little time, but as long as you keep a positive attitude and keep pluggin away to reach the end.

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A Swingers Dating Paradise

Have you ever wanted to easily find a swingers dating site? Well that has come as easy as a mouse click away. With this FREE Dating website it will be easier to find a local couple.

Adult Swingers According to Terry Gould’s The Lifestyle: a look at the erotic rites of swingers, swinging began among American Air Force pilots and their wives during World War II. The mortality rate of pilots was high, so, as Gould reports, a close bond arose between pilots that implied that pilot husbands would care for all the wives as their own emotionally and sexually if the husbands were away or lost. Though the origins of swinging are contested, it is assumed American swinging was practiced in some American military communities in the 1950s. By the time the Korean War ended, swinging had spread from the military to the suburbs. The media dubbed the phenomenon wife-swapping. Swingers Online Swinging Dating took off in the late 1990s due to the rise of the Internet.” Local Swingers.
There are many review sites online that can help you sort through the clutter and give you real and honest information about married dating sites. Such sites can be invaluable in helping you assess what is real and what is a waste of time and money. Some review sites, such as ours (http://www.swingersmeet.com/, will provide you with detailed reviews including an assessment of the site, its cost, what you can do on it, how you can pay and more. Other review sites contain much less information and are nothing but affiliate links to the married dating site. Most review sites fall somewhere in between.

Now why couldn’t someone come up with this great tool to find more people into the swinging lifestyle.

Our review site (http://www.swingersmeet.com/) was created as a tool for married or attached individuals looking to date other like-minded individuals. The site contains reviews for many of the online sites that cater to married people looking for an affair. When looking at the reviews you will see that many of the sites that claim to be geared towards “married dating” are often nothing more than your standard online dating sites dressed up to look like they cater to married people. Often these dating sites are filled with paid models who are shown to entice you to join. Then they disappear. Not all of them mind you. The ugly people are probably real. Not all married dating sites are bad. Some sites are really good and are well worth your time and money.
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Swinger Lifestyle Bracelet!!

Have you ever wished for a way to be able to tell who was a swingers? Well no you can, a couple has come out with a great way to secretly display your lifestyle and it is inexpensive.

So we were sitting around the other day thinking that it was frustrating that there’s no common “secret code” among lifestylers to identify ourselves to each other. (In the same way that people in Alcoholics Anonymous use “Are you a ‘Friend of Bill W.‘?”)

One quick stop at a craft store later and we’ve come up with something we thought some couples might want to consider adopting.

The “I’m in the lifestyle” secret code we’d propose is a simple, inexpensive purple leather bracelet. You can pick up leather strips at a craft store for pennies. The colours of beads (and shape or style) on the bracelet then identify your orientation and play style:

I Want to Play With:

Single Guys — Blue bead
Couples — Purple bead (blue and pink mixed)
Single Women — Pink bead
I Am: (varying shades of grey)

Straight — Black bead
Mostly Straight — Dark Grey bead
Bi — Grey bead
Mostly Gay — Light Grey bead
Gay — White bead
I Do:

Exhibitionist — Yellow bead
Soft Swap — Orange bead
Full Swap — Red bead
Voyeur — Clear bead (like looking through a clear window)
Hall Pass — Green bead (like a “green” light!)
Our beads are on the right.

Wow now I will really keep my eyes pealed on some wrists. THis should turn out to be very interesting and fun.

Anyway, it was a fun weekend project and we’d love to get more fun couples adopting this! Especially on the Freedom of the Seas lifestyle takeover cruise in November 2013!

It’s inexpensive and you can get the materials anywhere.

We’d love to hear from you! We’re “canadiancuties” on SLS, OKSwing, Fetlife, and most of the other lifestyle sites.

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Info You Should Know About Swinging

Swinging takes two, so if your the only one that is into it don’t force your partner. This may lead to some serious problems in your marriage or relationship.

Lately, I’ve been reading quite a few blog posts about open relationships. That is, two individuals who are in a committed relationship and openly bump uglies with other people.

There are many opinions on the topic. For example, blogger Nikki B. says, “Why not?” while Feisty Woman says, “Hell to the naw!” It got me thinking about where I stand on the topic and my verdict is:

It depends.

Now, my general rule for pretty much everything in life is this: Whatever floats your boat.

When finding out if both of you are actually into swinging make sure you don’t sink the boat in the process.

If it’s between consenting adults and no one is getting hurt, then do whatever the heck makes you happy. Hell, peeps can dress up like Smurfs and fuck each other in the ear using hot sauce for lube for all I care — as long as everyone is in agreement and all Smurfs are of age.

However, while it is completely about individual choice, I do see some potential complications with the multiple genital route.

Complication #1: It’s One-Sided

Say you and your partner decide to give it a whirl. Three things can happen:

Both of you are into it. Hurrah! Continue getting freaky with outside parties. Neither of you are into it. Oh, well. Return to monogamy. One of you is into it and the other isn’t. This is where is gets complicated. If you continue with the open relationship, one person will be unhappy. If you go back to monogamy, the other person will be unhappy. Does one person make the sacrifice, or do you end the relationship to find partners who want what you want? What if you and your partner are still in love? A bit of a pickle, eh?

I know a married couple who were swingers. They would go to swinger parties and, you know, swing. This all seemed fine and dandy for a while, until the woman didn’t want to do it anymore.

You see, she really only did it in the first place because he wanted to. After she realized this, they were in that pickle I mentioned. And unfortunately, they had a five-year-old son. They stayed together because of the kid, but the husband fucks around and they are essentially living separate lives under the same roof. Poor kid. Poor adults. Nobody wins.

Complication #2: Your Partner Likes the Other Person More

I know another couple who were swingers. They swung for a spell until the woman fell in love with one of the guys they swung with. Now the original couple are going through a messy divorce. And they have kids, too. Bummer.

This can happen. Sex is an intimate act. It’s not terribly surprising that your partner could form a bond with someone else and leave you in the cold with your pants down.

Complication #3: STDs and Pregnancy

Now we’re getting into practical matters, but they shouldn’t be ignored. Of course, you and your partner should make it a rule to practice safe sex. But we all know shit happens. Maybe the condom breaks. Maybe he sticks it in during the heat of the moment. Maybe you throw caution to the wind a few times. The wrong person could get preggers and everyone could get the herp… or worse. Multiple partners means your risk goes up. Period.

Make sure if your going to have some fun at your local swingers club always take some protection.

But I Still Want to Bang Many!

Okay, Jack and Jessica Rabbit. Calm down. If masses of asses is your bag, then that is A-OK. But I implore you to follow the number one rule for open relationships:

Do it because you really want to.

Not to please your partner. Not because it’s what all the other kids with the pumped up kicks are doing. Not because you’ve identified yourself as a free-wheelin’ nonconformist and that’s what free-wheelin’ nonconformists do. Do it if and only if you really want to, AND if you are 100% comfortable with your partner having sex with other people. Be honest with yourself.

In sum, if an open relationship tickles you and your partner’s G-spot, then by all means, have at it. But do it for the right reasons and understand – and accept — the possible complications before going in.

As for me? I’m a one-penis gal. I get that there are temptations and that sex with one person for the rest of your life can become less than exciting. But for me, the benefits outweigh the drawbacks. Maybe that makes me old-fashioned and uncool, but I know what I want, and I’m proud to let my normal flag fly.

What say you? Party of two or the more the merrier?

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